Rudebox

Rudebox, taken from the same named album, was released in September 2006 and entered the UK chart at number 4

“Rudebox” Lyrics

Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox

Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox

Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox

Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox

Okay then back to basics

Grab your shell toes and your fat laces

A little hand clap for some funk faces

And make your body move in the following places

Goes up your back and then down your spine

And when it hits your head

Okay then back to baseheads

Dance like you just won at the special Olympics

I got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship

So sick I just had to take it

The R.U.D.E.B.O.X.

Up yer jacksy, split yer kicks

Sing a song of Semtex

Pocket full of Durex, body full of Mandrex

Are we gonna have sex

Will you wear your knee socks, back to the rudebox

Got this double fantasy where we just never stop

I got one design and that’s to funk you to the top

Know what’s on my mind there’s only one thing you will find

I got one design and that’s to bump you ’til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, ‘cos you so nasty

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, ‘cos you so nasty

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Okay then back to spaceship

Take both pills fuck the Matrix

Jack those jills shake your Playtex

Rock 3 stripes not the asics

A.D.I.D.A.S

Old school ‘cos it’s the best, yes

TK max cost less, yes

Jackson looks a mess bless

Okay then what to do

If you try to jack me I’ll rudebox you

If you rudebox me I’ll rudebox your whole crew

‘Cos it’s what I do ain’t that right boo, true

I’ll ride with you if you can get me to the border

‘Cos the sheriff’s after me for what I did to his daughter

I did it like this, you did it like that

I love it when you double clap clap

Got this double fantasy where we just never stop

I got one design and that’s to funk you to the top

Know what’s on my mind there’s only one thing you will find

I got one design and that’s to bump you ’til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, ‘cos you so nasty

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, ‘cos you so nasty

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Okay then check the tan line

Make your body shape like you’re stood on a landmine

call me on my mobile not the landline

And the jack the mainline at the same time

Okay this is what we do

Got a jam so fresh it’s nice for you

Okay give it what you got

And dial 808 for the bass to drop

Okay then what’s the fracas

Grab your cardy your lead hat and your bus pass

You don’t sweat much for a fat lass

Grab your rudebox cos your box is righteous

Okay bum rush the show

I got high speed dubbing on my stereo

And all the tunes in the box are the cherrio

I know I told you before, did you hear me though?

Got this double fantasy where we just never stop

I got one design and that’s to funk you to the top

Know what’s on my mind there’s only one thing you will find

I got one design and that’s to bump you ’til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, ‘cos you so nasty

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, ‘cos you so nasty

Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox

Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox

Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox